RE: [nukkad] Happy marriage

["Maverick" <>]

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For some reason the brain is missed out in the list... I guess it has a
cumulative negative on the value of the other mentioned... resulting in
a null sum :)

Hoping

Maverick

"Love can never grow old. Locks may lose their brown and gold. 
Cheeks may fade and hollow grow. But the hearts that love will 
know, never winter's frost and chill, summer's warmth is in them still."

        - Leo Buscaglia (1925-1998) 
            US author, educator





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WHAT PRICE HUSBAND'S MEAT?

Q. What is the rate at which a man is bought when dowry
money is exchanged?

A. About rupees 1515.15 per pound weight.

Each of the following cost about rupees 216.45
head, arms, legs, chest, abdomen, perinium, scrotum and penis.

[based on average weight 165 lbs and a dowry amount of
Indian rupees 250,000].

Arya.




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