[nukkad] Bomb!

[Asha Anand <>]

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Hi Gang,

I observed my pal. Change in his walking style. Chest
outward, stomach pulled in and head high. Change in
his hairstyle. Short hairs, military cut, or whatever.
Change in his wardrobe too? I don’t know about his
perfume. Work and office became so dear to him. Every
next word was work and favorite hangout was office.
Hey, smell something fishy? 

Welcome summer, yeah! Dude has to be cool, I
understand. Though he was passing through the worst
phase in life, his sense of wit and humor hadn’t
diminished. Meet him once and you’ll be hypnotized!
Yeah babe! That evening, a merry tune was on his lips.
He spoke. I was in silence. He told me about the
transformation that his male colleagues had undergone.
Err… grown a tail? 

Change in their walk, talk, look. Everyone had
suddenly turned into a poet. Every computer system
played seductive songs. There was life on that dead
floor. (Only interesting and adorable person was the
security personnel. He’s cho chweet!) Floral fragrance
everywhere. Every one seemed floating in the world of
fantasy. All seven colors in each of their eyes. A
rainbow formed without rain and Sun? Strange, strange
phenomenon! Asha shrugs her shoulders unable to figure
out the reason for such a behavior.  

Scary! The office might have looked like an asylum or
a pub with my pal as the great DJ, playing his kind of
songs. Gang, when I say his kind of songs, even a dead
cow will dance! Now you got the meaning? He even sang
a song that he played at office. Eeeks! Poor Asha’s
ears. Asha Asha Asha! 

So, what was the cause for this change in his office?
A bomb! Yes, a bomb, much more effective, efficient,
dangerous and powerful than those planted by
terrorists. A 36-24-36 [may be…] bombshell. Hey babe!
A creation that was envied by all. Those curves sharp
ones, blunt ones, smooth ones and dangerous ones… too
much to handle! Those rosy, juicy lips! Those deep,
black [?] eyes! Oh, that red, hot and spicy dress! Ah,
too much, too much! A cause for hormones to be
agitated and excited. A reason for productivity of the
entire office to improve. Asha sees her pal, rubbing
his hands and grinning devilishly. 

That floor, which was bereft of women, had a bomb now.
Come on Gang, who wouldn’t change himself to impress
this bomb? Competition everywhere, I must say. With a
guy like my pal around, the competition becomes
tougher. I can imagine the amount of frustration the
other guys are undergoing. My sympathies with them all
and good luck too. Asha hears wolves howling! Wooo
wooo!  

Gang, now you understand why the mantra was – Work,
work, work? I wouldn’t be surprised if the bomb gets
hooked onto him. Well… the reverse will happen faster!
Did I hear –  “Oh yeah? Wanna bet hon?” 

Asha sees him flexing his muscles. Oh oh… Asha will be
spanked! 

Hip hip hurray to Women! 

Asha, she teases him.




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