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[nukkad] Joke of the day



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Joke of the day..

A man and his wife were having some 
problems at home and were giving each 
other the silent treatment. The next 
week, the man realized that he would 
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM 
for an early morning business flight 
to Chicago. Not wanting to be the 
first to break the silence (AND LOSE), 
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please 
wake me at 5:00 AM.

The next morning the man woke up, 
only to discover it was 9:00 AM and 
that he had missed his flight. Furious, 
he was about to go and see why his 
wife hadn't woken him when he noticed 
a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. 
Wake up."

Have a great day

Cheers
Milind Sathe
Cendant - Cognizant
973-496-2237 (Work)
908-883-2002 (Cell)
908-542-9818 (Home)
1-888-436-1843 (pager)




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