[nukkad] Girl talk

["Mahesh chandra gupta" <>]

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Tip of the day:  When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion
- Ethiopian Proverb
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Dear Arya,
This talk was a gem. [But if you wrote it yourself, it was 
koh-i-noor].

I have often wondered that what with similar DNA, at least the 
99.9%, bar the Y chromosome], men and women, to me, appear as 
belonging to almost different species!

You mentioned in a recent mail of yours that the two may live 
together for 50 years, yet be strangers. Nothing could be truer.

Understanding women? No way. It is all in the genes, over which 
there is no control.

"All thoughts, all passions, all desires,
All that stirs this mortal frame;
All are but ministers of X-Y,
And feed their sacred flame"
[With apologies to Wordsworth]

Haven't you heard about the dilemma of the Jin?

"Three friends were walking on a California beach  when they found 
a floating bottle. They uncork it and presto! A jin jumps out.
"Thanks for liberating me. Ask me a wish each , and I will fulfill 
it straightway."

THE FIRST chap asks: Give me a home bigger than the White House. 
And, the next moment, he has it.

THE SECOND chap says: Get me Miss  World and Miss Universe on 
either side of mine. The next moment, he is walking arm-in arm 
with them.

THE THIRD chap says: I want to drive down from here to Japan; Make 
for me a seven lane bridge".
  The jin thought for a moment, then said: Look here, this is 
rather a tall order even for a jin. Why don't you choose another 
wish?
The chap says: OK. In that case, tell me how to read the mind of a 
woman.
The Jin thinks hard and says: OK, how wide you want the lanes to 
be?"

Cheers

MC Gupta
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