[nukkad] Composite responses

["Mahesh chandra gupta" <>]

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Tip of the day:  It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people
think that you are a blathering idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.
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COMOSITE RESPONSES
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ONE:
Subject: Welcome to  Shefali Ahuja
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Arya said, they are four;
I said, they are more.

Arya said, they are silent;
I said, they are just being vigilant.

I told him, just wait;
And after a week, they are eight.

Seventh Jhelum, eighth Shefali;
Nukkad is never going to be khali.

So Aryaji, you needn’t despair,
Enough Nukkad has of sex fair.

From your worry horse, you may dismount;
In future we need not, keep the count.

MC Gupta
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TWO

Subject: A curse?
Ref: “u take any part of world where there r no muslims n u will 
find peace. I think that this world will be a very good place 
without them.

Ninad”
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Hindu kahen ki ham bare,
Musalmaan kahen ham;
Ek moong do phad hain,
Kun jyada kun kam?

[Kabir]

MCG
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THREE

Subject: Kapil is back
Ref: “Hi Nukkies, 

Its me...Kapil. I hope you all remember me.

Special Hi to Ragini, Asha, Mr. Gupta, DB Amin,
Harshal, Sai, Rediff, Kaikobad, and all

I am back now”
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It sure is nice,
To hear your voice;
Nukkad without you,
Was just otherwise.


MC Gupta
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FOUR

Subject: Answer to Maverick’s query
Ref: “I have a question to the doctors on the list...

What precautions one must take in order to survive in a Radioactive
Fallout Zone... provided one survives the blast...”
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Answer: Having survived, thank your stars and get out of that blasted zone fast. Everything there has radioactivity: air, water, soil, food etc. 

MC Gupta


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