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think that you are a blathering idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Guptaji wrote:
> [God made made man, had a look at him, and said to himself: Sure,
> I can do better.
> Then he created woman].
>
Ninadji replied:
> Then did he think "OOOOPPPPSSSS...FIRST ONE WAS MUCH
BETTER!!!
>
Arya:
I just read this on www.godspeaks.org
>From God.
Bulleting no. 347245009.
For all Earth.
To take place with immediate effect.
It is hereby commanded that my second creation [women] be dissolved
with immediate effect and only the first [men] rule the earth.
Of course they will have mate with themselves and or each other and
somehow create children to propagate my race.
All of them will be male, so that settles the issue of dowry also.
Men will make love to men, will marry men, will bear children of
each other, will send men to susural, menstruate, copulate, procrate,
and make love to each other on the Bollywood screen.
By order,
God Al Mighty.
email: godspeaks@vaikunth.com
1.888.God.Talks.
PS. Make certain Arya does not run away with Waheeda Rahman.
Where is Arya?!!!?
Aaaaarrrrryyyaaaa!!!!!
Damn!
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