[nukkad] NEW MATH

[Akshay Joshi <>]

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The New Math

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more

than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone

wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math

that might prove helpful.

 

If....A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

24 25 26.

 

Then,

 

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

 

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

 

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

 

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

 

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get

you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put

you over the top. And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.


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