Re: [nukkad] Types of kisses and other matters

["aryaone" <>]

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HOW MANY TYPES OF KISSES?

Here is compendium of replies:

Arya - read 1 to 5.

1. The lips kiss, light and suggestive and fleeting.
2. The lip kiss, which means business.
3. The hand kiss, with endearment and promises.
4. The arm kiss ascending, as one progressively burns bridges.
5. The neck kiss. The point of no return.

Dr. Taher Kagalwala - read 6 to 13.

6. Sex kiss:French kisses and beyond
7. Fatherly/Motherly kiss: on the forehead
8.Social kiss: only the cheeks meet, not the lips
9.Social kiss as a mask for something deeper:Cheeks
meet, and as they separate, there is a "erroneous"
brushing of the lips
10.Social/Unsocial kiss:Go for cheek brushing, but
move your other hand,"unbidden" over the buttocks of
the woman, suggestively!
11.Teaching a lesson kiss: Seen Betaab?
Sunny Deol punishes Amrita Singh by planting a
forceful kiss upon her chaste lips.
12.Rapekiss: Hungry, lustful and harming kiss..God
save women from this!
13.Lick kiss:Lover's kiss, before it turns into a deep
kiss.

Asha Anand - read 14 to 20.

14. The right eye kiss. Let me analyze you.
15. The left eye kiss. Let me explore the creativeness.
16. The forehead kiss. Temple where my God resides.
17. The right cheek. I'm a little *grr* @ you.
18. The left cheek. I'm closer to your heart.
19. The chin kiss. I'm yours.
20. The ear kiss...

Arya again - read 21 to 28.

21. The kiss-every-blood red-finger nail kiss.
22. The ear lobe kiss, "I am asking for trouble."
23. The tip of the nose kiss, allowed only on deep friendship.
24. The flying kiss, "Till we meet again, which is 10 mts later."
25. The open mid-riff kiss at the waist, "Point of no return."
26. The squarely on the navel kiss, "God keep my soul."
27. The behind-the-ear-kiss, whispering something rash.
28. The cheek-eye lid-ear-neck-shoulder-lip kiss. Gaya sala.

Nukkies are requested to write in their treasures. There
can't be 400 Nukkies with 7 legitimate women amongst
them and only 28 kinds of kisses out there!

Arya
Keeper of the Counting of Kisses.

















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