[nukkad] A few kitchen signs

["Ragini" <>]

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-- I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener.
-- I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
-- Ring bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!
-- The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house when I
bought it.
-- If a messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, then this kitchen is delirious.
-- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
-- A husband is someone who takes out the trash while giving the impression
he has just cleaned the whole house.
-- If we are what we eat, I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
-- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
-- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
-- Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.
-- Kitchen work done properly can kill you.
-- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead
normal lives
-- My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.
-- Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!
-- Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
-- I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!
-- Emergency Numbers:
        Pizza - 555-XXX-XXXX
        Chinese - 555-XXX-XXXX
        Deli - 555-XXX-XXXX
        Grandma - 555-XXX-XXXX
-- If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.
-- Home Cooking: Like mother used to do before discovering cigarettes and
soap operas.
-- Breakfast: A meal best slept through.
-- God Blesses this kitchen, but He doesn't clean it!
-- A messy kitchen is a sign of character. Wait till you meet the character
who works here.
-- Four letter dirty words: Cook, wash, stir, soak, dice


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