[nukkad] Kissing

["Mahesh chandra gupta" <>]

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There has been a lot of discussion on the list about kissing. 
Defining a topic is essential for meaningful discussion of the 
same. Our friend Ramakrishnan [yes, he is OUR friend on the list, 
but a truly silent one, testifying to the fact that silent waters 
run deep]has very kindly sent me a list of professorial 
definitions, which i reproduce below for wider sharing as also to 
invite more dfinitions or modifications/critiques of the ones 
given below.

Surprisingly, there is no definition from a professor of law; may 
be because all that they consider worth kissing is money. In any 
case, i would try to send one [preferably, a researched one; if I 
fail, then a manufactured one]. Lawyers on the list may please 
give a helping hand.

MC Gupta
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Definition of A Kiss
Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same 
word kiss
in different ways:

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by 
nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two 
lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction 
between
twohearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the just a position of two 
orbicularis  oris
muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable 
when
returned.

  Prof. of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is 
always
higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends 
on the
vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, 
ecstasy
For the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; 
it is more
  common than proper;it is spoken in the plural and it is 
applicable to all.

  Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be an 
undefined
variable

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid 
bond
between the two dynamic objects

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