RE: [nukkad] Polish

[Carola Renz <>]

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Thank you for making the start into Friday pleasant!
  :))))
  Carola

RaginiC  schrieb:
  A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if
he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? 
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on 
shelf the in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"


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