[nukkad] [TP] F1 Mania

["Gurunath Maddulapalli" <>]

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Good 1...



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Gurunath M.

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Too good... bombay style :)
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Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire pit crew. The announcement
follows Ferrari's decision to take advantage of India's
high unemployment rate , and hire unemployed Indian youths from Dharavi
, Mumbai. The decision to hire them was brought on by a



recent documentary on how they were able to remove a set of wheels from
a car parked in the street in less than 6 seconds



without proper equipment. Ferrari's erstwhile crew took more than 8
seconds with the right equipment.







This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management
, and, as most races are won & lost in the pits , Ferrari would have an
advantage over every other team.







However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as during the crew's
first practice session; not only were 'da boyz' from Bombay able to
change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds had resprayed
the car, filed off the chassis number and sold the vehicle over to the
McLaren Team  !!



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