[nukkad] important laws

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Some Important Laws






LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now. 

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LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one. 

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire. 

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings. 

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with. 

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.




Regards,
Rajababu, Nivraaj Consultants
rajababu_75@yahoo.com


      
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