Re: [nukkad] Laugh a bit

[Mean Drake <>]

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Old one this.

Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train 
goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing 
sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and 
Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his 
face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and 
nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her 
in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it 
was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and 
slap Bush again.

--
Mean.



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