[nukkad] Forgive me attorneys

[Nivraaj Consultants <>]

Hi Ravi and others,

Lawyers are lawyers in certain situations. They dont
wear their lawyer hat 24X7. Give us lawyers a chance
too, sir.



--- Ravi Menon  wrote:

> Classic MCG posting!!
> > ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> > WITNESS: By death.
> 
> In the instant case, suppose the marriage was
> terminated by  divorce....
> WTF does divorce enter the picture?
> 
>  ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
>  WITNESS: HE was about medium height and had a
> beard.
> The last time I looked up my English grammar He
> referred to the male
> of the species...and if he answered female the only
> thing that
> crumbles is his command of the English language!
> 
> " Suppose the witness answers to the question: It
> was a female. The whole
>  witness evidence crumbes!"
> 
> And now I am convinced why I did not pursue a career
> in law....
> But then again only MCG can come up with such a
> response
> Ravi
> 
> 
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Regards,
Rajababu, Nivraaj Consultants
rajababu_75@yahoo.com


      


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