[nukkad] Strange Stuff

[Amitabh_Rai@prnewswire.com]

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               I went to the Missing Persons Bureau.
               No one was there.

               I once found a throw rug in a catch
               basin.

               When will all the rhetorical questions
               end?

               We have mileage, yardage and footage.
               Why don't we have inchage?

               A tree: first you chop it down, then you
               chop it up.

               Once, at school, I received a dressing
               down for not dressing up.

               "No comment" is a comment.

               If you get cheated by the Better
               Business Bureau, who do you complain
               to?

               Why do we say "redheaded" but
               "brownhaired"?

               Environmentalists changed the word
               "jungle" to "rain forest," because no one
               would give them money to save a
               jungle.

               Same with swamps and wetlands.

               I'm not an organ donor, but I once gave
               an old piano to the Salvation Army.

               I thought it would be nice to get a job at
               a duty-free shop, but it doesn't sound
               like there's a whole lot to do in a place
               like that.

               What exactly is "midair"? Is there some
               other part of air besides the "mid" part?

               How can "crash course" and "collision
               course" have two different meanings?





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