[nukkad] Maulana Sandwich

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Dear Nukkies
            Never knew that Tabilans are Kamadevas as well. Looks like 
Maulana Sandwich beats them all.



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With their harsh edicts, the Taliban are known as women-haters. However, 
there is a little-known soft side to the Taliban, filled with the romance 
and passion of a cheap novel.

There is the rumour about Osama bin Laden and Mullah Omar — that they’re 
related by marriage. Two years ago, the rumour was Osama had married Mullah 
Omar’s daughter. And when the current crisis broke, it was said Mullah Omar 
had married Osama’s daughter. So did this mean that each of the girls 
concerned went to bed with her grandfather-in-law? Or that each was the 
stepdaughter of her stepdaughter (and so on)?

The Taliban said this was malicious propaganda. They do not deny, however, 
that the 41-year-old, one-eyed Mullah Omar’s second wife is a teenager (a 
euphemism for a 13-year-old). There is little conjugal bliss nowadays, what 
with the bombing around the star-crossed couple - they are having sleepless 
nights of a different kind altogether.

Mullah Omar is not the only Taliban leader with sex appeal: one of the 
oldest members of his Cabinet, Maulvi Jalaluddin Haqqani, recently had a 
love marriage. Haqqani, 50, fought the Soviets, and is now being wooed by 
the ISI.

An Arab girl watched Haqqani, a tall fellow with a long beard to which he 
regularly applies henna, being interviewed by Al-Jazeera, and she fell in 
love (sigh!). A marriage was arranged, and before the war broke out Haqqani 
was a frequent visitor to his Arabian sasuraal. Sadly, he now only visits 
his house in Miranshah in the NWFP (across the border from his stronghold in 
Afghanistan’s Paktia province) where the ISI treats him a little less than a 
son-in-law.

Then there is the Jamaat-Ulema-e-Islam’s chief, Maulana Samiul Haq, in whose 
madrassas many a Talib was created. He is known as Maulana Sandwich, after 
being caught in a famous Islamabad brothel by the vice-squad. Maulana 
Sandwich was said to be in the middle, but if you’re thinking that there 
were two women, guess again — only one of his partners was reportedly of the 
fairer sex.

There are also rumours about General Pervez Musharraf, but it would be 
irresponsible, unethical and cheap to report salacious gossip just for the 
heck of

http://www.hindustantimes.com/nonfram/011101/detfro06.asp



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