New ISHTYLE OF love letter

[Prashant Bhargava <PrashantB@bsil.com>]

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> ==================================================
>   PROPOSAL :FROM BOY TO GIRL
>   ==================================================
>   Dearest Girl:
>  
>   I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
>   Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999. With reference to the meeting held
>   between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours, I would like to
>   present myself as a prospective lover.
>  
>   Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
>   depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
>   completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship
>   training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
>   lover to spouse.
>  
>   The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
>   shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
>   take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded
>   enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
>  
>   I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
>   failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
>   I shall be considering someone else.
>   I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
>   you do not wish to take up this offer.
>   Thanking you in anticipation.
>  
>   Yours sincerely,
>   [Boy]
>  
>  
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>    REPLY TO PROPOSAL
>   ==================================================
>   Dear Boy:
>  
>   Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that
>   I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be
>   informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional
>   prospects are to my satisfaction.
>  
>   However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity
>   should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
>   security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all
>   of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should
>   receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
>  
>   Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an
>   expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'.
>   I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances
>   should be in order and nothing less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in
>   order.
>  
>   Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions
>   placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship,
>   please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
>   indications of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily
>   employed.
>  
>   Yours perhaps,
>   [Girl]
> 
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> Khiltaa Hai Chaman Mein Har Phool Apne Hi Rang Se,
> Hum He Hum Hai To Kya Hum Hai,
> Tum He Tum Ho To Kya Tum Ho ?



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