[nukkad] True Story!! Superb !!! Only when you have some free time

[Gandhi Nitesh <Nitesh.Gandhi@bmw.ch>]

> This was on the Leno show (9-7-99)
> 
>        Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
>   that a   woman ever had. The winner told about her first date
> experience.
> She said it was snowing and cold and the guy took her skiing. It was a day
> trip
> (no overnight). They were strangers, and truly had never met before.
> 
>        The date went OK until they were coming back that afternoon. They
> were
>   going  along in the car and she had to pee real bad, but it was still
> about an
>   hour more back to civilization. He said she should try to hold it, and
> she
> did  for a while. It finally came to the point where she told him that he
> could
> either stop and let her pee beside the road, or in the front seat of his
> car.
> 
>        They stopped and she went out beside the car and pulled her pants 
> down and started. Well, she didn't have real good balance, so she let her 
> butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. He was a real 
> gentleman and looked the other way. When she was finished, she quickly
> noticed that her warm butt had stuck to the fender.
> 
>        Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handle nightmares immediately
> came
> to mind and she soon realized that she had a real problem. She was
> thinking
> of every way she could to get released from his fender. He was getting a
> bit concerned too, and finally cried out to her asking if she was OK.
> 
>        Well, with a red face, she said she was freezing her butt off! She
> finally
>   had to ask for assistance. Now this isn't the worst of the story,
> there's more
>   to come. She took off her sweater and covered herself as good as she
> could
> and asked him to came around to see if he could help.
> 
>        After the laughter subsided, they assessed the situation. They had
> a real
>   problem. They agreed that they needed something warm to melt her butt
> off of
>   the fender. Thinking about the pee that she just sprinkled on the
>   ground made her think that pee is about the only thing that they had
> that could
>   get her free.
> 
>        Well, after exploring every other possible solution, she looked the
> ther
>   way, and so did he, and proceeded unzip his pants and pee her butt off
> the
>   fender.
> 
>        The rest of the trip home there wasn't much conversation.
> 
>        True story.
>

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