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Enjoy !!!
A Letter from a SOFT WARE Professional to his
girlfriend..........................
Sweetheart,I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train
platform
and
realised That you are the only site I was browsing for. For
long
time,I've been
lonely,this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger
for me
now. My life is just uncompiled program without you which never
produces
an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only
beautiful by
face
but, your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives
power to
me
equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you
looked at
me
last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running
smoothly
and giving
expected results. /* which I never experienced before */.
With this letter,I just want to convey you that, if we are
linked
together,I'll
provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being
to live a
error
free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be
created by
our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll
ultimately
break their
security passwords and make them
agree for our marriage.anticipate that nobody has already
logged in to
your
database so that my connect script will fail. And its all
certain that
if this
happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly
interpret
this
letter properly and grant meall privileges of your inbox.
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