[nukkad] laugh-a-lines

["Ragini Chaturvedi" <>]

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 e-i-e-i-o: A gross misspelling of the word 'farm'.
 
 Researcher: One who pulls habits out of rats

Microchips: what's left at the bottom of the bag when
it reaches you.

Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol.
 
 Remember, it's the thought that counts. Think money.
 
 Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a
 free trip around the sun.
 
 A man spends the first half of his life learning
 habits that shorten the other half of his life.



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