[nukkad] Oh, the mothers-in-law...what would the world be without them.......

["Ragini" <>]

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Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world,
because neither of them had a mother-in-law.

The best definition of mixed feeling is, when your mother-in-law borrows
your new Rolls-Royce and she drives it off the cliff

If you want a perfect stereo for your car then let your wife sit in the
front and your mother-in-law in the back.

Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and
threw her into the crocodile pool.  He is now being sued by the SPCA for
being cruel to the crocodiles.

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said,
"Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her?
She would like something electric."
The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"

The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in
her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"
Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."

The president of the service club asked his new member,
"Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?"
The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law."

Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall.
Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and
badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.

The wife phoned her husband in the office and said, "Darling, come home
early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good," replied the husband, "make sure she's well done."


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