[nukkad] Cyber Cafe...

[Asha Anand <>]

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Hi Gang,
    La la la…hmm…hmm…I hummed as I walked into one of
my regular browsing centers. First few days, they were
a little scared of me, b’coz of my stern face. But
now, things are a little different. The security guy
opens the door, a cup of coffee is offered, and the
guys who manage the place are more like friends. We
end up discussing lot many things, like the entire
operation of the chain of centers, the call center
interaction, the different specimens who come to
browse, the problems that they encounter, about how
good or bad their day was and sometimes I give them
some tips to develop chat robots.
    At this place, I have met  few elderly ladies who
take so much pleasure writing e-mails to their
children and grandchildren. Their faces have a special
glow when they type the e-mails. If you happen to talk
to them, they will narrate endlessly about their
grandchildren and the last sentence that they make is
–‘I miss them so much. Wish they were all with me and
I saw them grow.’
   One incident that happened at this center was very
hilarious and disgusting too. Three guys about 12-13
years in age, had occupied the system next to mine.
They had downloaded some snaps, obviously. Since the
center does not encourage customers to store data on
hard disks, these guys copied it onto floppies. They
were making so much noises that I could not
concentrate on my work. Something that they were
speaking caught my attention. Here is it –
Guy1 : What shall I tell him? His asl is 25/m/Blore.
Guy2 : Type 22/f/Blore. 
I thought : Excuse me!! 
Guy1 : He is working for a software company. What do I
tell him about myself?
Guy2 : Student at MCC. 
I thought : MCC! Some taste! Now, this is fun! 
I softly told the center executive about this. ‘Let’s
wait and watch what they do. I have seen a lot of such
people. Relax. We shall rag them later!’ he said and
smiled mischievously.  
Guy1 : He’s 5.8ft, well built, and fair. He has a car
and a cell phone. He’s asking about my looks. 
Guy3 :  5.6ft, model like, and fair. 
I thought : LOL LOL LOL !! 
‘Ssshh, control your laughter. It looks very obvious
that you laughing at them’, said the executive.
Guy3 : What did he type?
Guy1 : He gave me his cell number before I asked him.
He would love to speak to me.
Guy2 : Let me write the number. We shall speak to him
later.
I thought : Ah! :P brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Man, this was
getting a little interesting. 
Guy1 : He typed a kiss.
Guy2 : You type two. 
I thought : LOL LOL !!! That’s it…Man, I got to rinse
my ears with an antiseptic.  HAHAHA !!!
Guy1 : He is in a blue jeans, and blue shirt. He’s
asking me about my dress.
Guy3 : MCC…blue jeans and white top with deep neck.
I thought : Mama Miaaaaaaaaa !! They forgot the ‘lace’
!! What next ? 
Guy1 : He is asking me to give him a call now. What
shall I type?
Guy2 : Tell him to give his office number. One of us
shall speak.
Guy3 : I will speak. I shall pretend to be a girl.
I thought : Maaaaaaaaa !! LOL LOL LOL !! Poor guy on
the other side !! My sympathies !!
The executive was finding it hard to control his
laughter too. 
Guy1 : Write down the number. We shall call him now.
Guy2 walks to the executive and asks if he can make a
phone call. 
The center does not entertain phone calls. But this
was fun and I pleaded with my eyes. So he allowed them
to make a call but for just few minutes.
Guy2 dialed the number. Guy3 was ready to speak. 
Guy3 : Hello, I want to speak to Romeo. 	Romeo : …
Guy3 : Hello Romeo. (In a girlish voice!) 	Romeo : …
Guy3 : Oh, your voice is so manly.		Romeo : …
I thought : Hez on a free ride, thanks to you guyz!!
LOL LOL!! This really happening, I pinched myself.
Amazing mimicry!! Whoa!!
The executive walked out, unable to control his
laughter!!
Guy3 : Yes we can meet in front of Urban Edge at 7pm
Saturday. How will I recognize you?
Guy3 to Guy1 : He will be wearing a black jeans with
black shirt and ‘I am’ on the shirt. He will have a
cell phone in one hand and a red rose in another.
I thought : How romantic! That ‘rose’ is a flower or…?
Man, this is fun!! Wish I could play a prank. Send
someone with the same dress code!! Two romeos? WOW!!
It’s a gay gay world!
The executive walked in and these guys hung up.
Guy1 : Saturday, we will go and see if this guy comes.
Mast fun.

I called them. The executive was a little nervous now.
He thought I would give them a tight slap or break
their bones. He closed his eyes not to witness the
damaged juliets!! LOL!
They came near and I said, ’Do not forget those laced
bras and condoms!! Sweethearts, play safe.’ 
LOL!! HAHAHA!! LOL!! 

Sorry, I just could not resist!! The executive and me
just could not stop laughing. Such pathetic people and
perverted minds. It was a shock for me to actually
witness such young corrupted minds. They are well fed,
money in their pockets, busy parents, and no one to
ask what they did! What will such minds grow up to be?
Who is responsible for such things? Misuse of net,
misuse of technology, misuse of everything.
Disgusting! I would have spanked them. But I was
disgusted. The executive warned then not to do such a
thing again in the center. But will they stop? They
will find some other center. 
This is not a joke. It’s a serious issue. 

Asha, pitying the state of ‘aaa-ffairs’!


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