[nukkad] [TP] Good lines

["Gurunath Maddulapalli" <>]

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
he become disoriented?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two
cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older; then it dawned on me ..... they're cramming for their
final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do, write to them?

Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the
mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went
nuts.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. . Does that mean that one
enjoys it?

There are three religious truths: A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the
Messiah. B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian faith. C. Baptists do not recognize each Other in the liquor
store or at Hooters.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread
to begin with?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a race car not called a racist?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?





Regards,



Gurunath M.

Project Manager



+44 (0)870 081 4989



Tech Mahindra (formerly Mahindra British Telecom)





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