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For entertainment purposes only....
Regards,
Gurunath M.
Project Manager
+44 (0)870 081 4989
Tech Mahindra (formerly Mahindra British Telecom)
Marriage invitation........(SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@Bride Char(Good)
AS
SELECT Bride FROM
Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed' AND
BrideEduStatus='PGorAbove'
HavingBrothers='NO' AND
HavingSisters ='No' AND
AllowRelocate ='YES' AND
SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents +
FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('Ford')
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