[nukkad] [Info] List of some very funny facts

["M Gurunath" <>]

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List of some very funny facts
Disclaimer: I left it in the form that I received it. But its worth reading
till the end.

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   If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
   enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
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   If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
   produced  to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
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   The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
   to  squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
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   A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a
   pig.)
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   A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
   death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
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   Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not
   try this at home...... maybe at work.)
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   The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
   its  body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey,
   I'm   home. What the....?!")
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   The flea can jump 350 times its body length.  For a human, that would
   be  equivalent to jumping the height of the Eiffel Tower. (30
   minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)
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   The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the
   bottom of a pond?)
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   Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my
   next life...quality over quantity)
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   Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to
   know.)
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   The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.  (Hmmmmmm........won't
   go there.)
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   Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
   left-handed  people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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   Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be
   a  good thing....)
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   An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like
   that.)
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   Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
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   Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot
   longer.)
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   Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
   (What about that pig??)


-- 
Regards,
Gurunath M.

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