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[nukkad] [Info] Love letter of a math student



*Math student's love letter!!!*

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made
a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you
can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love
for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I
do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to
infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do n ot meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would
be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher
order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue,
India of Matrices - (a+b)^2


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